Coming this this Heath's Warming Eve! The hottest toy this season, the My Little 4 Apocalypse Ponies! Repent your sins as these toys bring in the end of days. Including all your favourites, War, Famine, Pestilence and Death! Comes with multiple sayings, articulate posing and comb-able manes! When the end is near aren't you glad you have friends to share it with? War's Weapons of Mass Destruction, Famine's consuming bib, Pestilance virus cloak and Death's sickle of souls sold separately...
T.S.: They’d make a toy of anything nowdays…
I figure the one of you most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse would be Applejack. Zombies eat brains, so with her being an earth pony, they'd ignore her.
I figure the one of you most likely to survive an enemy attack would be the yellow one. The enemy troops, just like everyone else, wouldn't even notice her.
F.S.: Im sorry, I should have helped more…
Are you sure that guy testing your sister is legitimate? I've seen your sister's magic abilities, so hearing that she failed a test, and so badly as well, sounds suspicious. You might want to talk to the police/guard.
Rarity: Something tells me she didnt focus too well…
The attending physician enters to see Scootaloo hovering over her bed. He mutters something about pegasus patients and turns to Scootaloo. "I was going to advise you to keep off your hooves but I see that shouldn't be a problem for you. If you sign these papers, you can be discharged and return to the sky. Just remember to fly from place to place and if you are seated, to keep the weight off your hooves.
Scootaloo: But I want to get that height again, babeh!
Nyx: (*gasp*) Okay, (*gasp*) mom; (*gasp*) I've finished (*gasp*) shoveling (*gasp*) the path outside. (*pant pant*) I still don't see why we couldn't have had the dragon or robot melt the snow with fire...
T.S.: Because they are busy with other chores.
Did you really have to bring this much snow, especially on such a windy day? I mean, I know you're behind schedule, but it wouldn't hurt to at least lighten it up so we don't get instant hypothermia.
R.D.: But its listed that we needed a blizzard, and I dont want to get in trouble again!
*With a flicker of magic, Scootaloo's wings turn back into normal pegasus wings as the anti-anon-magic generators reactivate after being down for maintenance.*
Scootaloo: I didnt know that was magic babeh, but Im fine with either!
Test results are in Rarity, 13/100. The lowest score ever recorded. As such you are being fined 15,000 bits. She will be back in a week to check on her progress and if there is none, there will be additional penalties.
Rarity: …Are you sure she knew what she was being tested for?
Dear Pinkie Pie, I need a comprehensive list of your fears, allergies, and weaknesses. This will be used for protective purposes only.
P.P.: …Pinkie does not share this information lightly!