*Robo Spike to Twilight* HOW MY I BE OF ASSITANCE
T.S.: Just be ready with a escape plan in case things go south from here…
How do you tell the difference between your party cannon and your regular cannon?
P.P.: The secret is both are the same, yes!
Wait, there's a game called "Long Live the Queen" and it's not about Pinkie? That doesn't make any sense!
P.P.: That is what Pinkie thought!
Perhaps I can shed some light on how that could make Dash an alicorn. It's all in this book, which the changeling scientist has obviously studied. It's an old one; specifically, it's a 500-page thesis on alicorn magic and ascension that Celestia wrote back in kindergarten. To think kids these days whine about learning their ABCs...
R.D.: To be fair though, that does get hard after W…
Nyx: Now that we're here and we've had a chance to rest up, we can go swear our loyalty to the One True Queen, Crysalis! ...What do you mean my eyes are glowing green? Don't be ridiculous.
Pinkie -- you could always do your own lets play of it and play it the way you want to. You can assassinate several of the characters in it, and do several executions and win the game in style. When insulted at the party you didn't go to, just blast the guy down with magic. If you play that way your character actually gets +1 cheerful when doing things like that.
P.P.: Pinkie can not though if it isn’t programmed in the game!
See, nothing to worry about.
Oh, and as to the outhouse above the water supply. Only pegasi would be able to... Hmmm... Glad I get my water elsewhere.
T.S.: Apparently there is a no fly zone above the dam where the water supply is held, to prevent this kind of thing.
For Rainbow Dash to become an alicorn, she would need to hit mach 2 (a speed she doesn't even try for because whenever she does rainboom, she gets distracted by the rainbow contrail) while wearing the element of loyalty AND she would have to not brag about it afterwards. I don't think we have anything to fear. There are other ways but they all require a feat of intellect. See above.
R.D.: …I dont get it, how would that turn me into a alicorn?
Oh pinkie, the game had plenty of choices. You just decided to play like the yellow one. You didn't do anything, preferring to stay in bed. Even with how badly you did, at the end all you needed was to build your composure and your daddy would have sacrificed himself for you after you blew the naval battle and got invaded.
P.P.: Pinkie does not mean choices like that. The game needed choices that were more realistic, such as brutal executions, yes!
Pinkie also blames the co-hosts.